when i first joined tumblr i had like 11 followers and i thought that was a lot and now i’m nearing 1000

lol

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

“where is my tractor”

fatnissevercreme replied to your post: why did the chicken cross the road?  because…

not this shit again

you seem upset

why did the chicken cross the road? 

because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

two fish are in a tank

it is an averaged sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals

stockade:

The only songs on the radio are Somebody That I Used To know and We Are Young. Those are the only songs on the radio.

blainethegaypirate: